because i got "a little bit drunk" and fell into my door frame the other night. don't i rule? aren't i awesome at life? you should be my friend, and date me as well. because i do really smart things like fall down and cut my face open in the middle of the night when i am alone in my apartment and pay an awesome PA (that stands for physician's assistant, if you didn't know.) $600 to stitch my face up. please, i beg that you take lessons on how to rule at life from me.
pix soon, for those of you who haven't seen me and my stitches out and about being "a little bit drunk".
ps. i wasn't kidding when i told you that you should date me. please. date me. please.
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